Every Reported Thing
Saying that things reportedly happened has become a bit of a running joke. The following is an incomplete list of everything that has "reportedly" happened.
Ace of heart reportedly "experienced a bit of server lag", and felt it necessary to inform GMO298.
Iam4pple reportedly hit the ground too hard after saying "Thats gonna kill me" while being chased by an Enderman.
GMO298 reportedly "sexed the villagers" and "sexed the animals". He also reportedly said "it just slides in"